A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
having sex with your mum in your bed
Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets
This term is mostly used when you are thinking of someone while masturbating or having really good rough sex mainly in down ward doggy position.
Him: Why are you biting your sheets you said you liked it rough?
Her: Not that rough though I'm practically chewing holes.
Hooking up with someone more attractive than you. Dating someone higher class than you.
If you’re an average guy hooking up with a supermodel you really overshot your sheets.
You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.
Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!
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