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Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.
“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”
The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.
“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”
“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”
When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.
She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.
Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.
"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"
When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.