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Donald Trump: “I’m gonna make america Great again!”
Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didn’t takeoff again
Donald trump: ugh, come here son
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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*
Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP
everyone else: ugh
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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public
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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump
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A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.
Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.
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Our god in Human Form, this man is our god. He will save us from everything and everyone, such as, China, Canada, Mexico, Mexico, Go back to Mexico, United States, ISIS, Iran, illuminati, Muslims, Donald Trump, Germany, Paris, Europe, Obama, Barack Obama, Aliens, Batman, Ride To Hell Retribution, India, Peru, Brazil, Jinx<----yes,that one, And New Mexico.
Here is a list of what Donald trump love's.
#10. Pizza
#9. Poptarts
#8. Spiderman
#7.Baby Wipes
#6. Dank Meme's
#5. Mexico
#4. His Hair
#3. Become president
#2. Porn
#1. His daughter
The End.
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The greatest president to ever exist on this planet. BiDeN was born on the freeway. Cuz that’s where most accidents happen. 🙌🏼
Bro I’m almost as good as Donald Trump
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A common misspelling of "Donald Trumpet," Donald Duck holding holding a trumpet and playing it. When misspelling this, you usually receive some random dude who I think had a scene in Home Alone 2 or something. It is accidentally searched so much, it can appear as a suggestion in a google search after just typing "don."
Man 1: Bro who is this guy. It's just his face all over the search engine when I search up "Donald Trumpet."
Man 2: You misspelled it, it says "Donald trump" instead, here. *fixes the mistake*
Man 1: Thanks you, now--wait what? It's still showing this guy again!
Man 2: bruhhh
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The oldest fucking president of all fucking time and he's gonna build a wall
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A lame ass stuck up rich bastard who probably wants to fuck Hillary Clinton and played with a wall as a child and hates Mexicans and wants to "protect" us from Mexicans, arabs, French,Italian people,etc. by having slaves build his favorite toy called a brick wall.
Rodriguez: Look at Donald trump over there I think he is starring at Hillary's butt.
Jesus: a brick wall ain't gonna save him once she finds out
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