Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.
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A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.
Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
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Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.
Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know
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a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..
"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"
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Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.
Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan
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A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.
He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.
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A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.
Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.
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