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A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30
It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.
An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards
Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad
Creator of
The term "Fail"
Windows Vista
The "teabag"
Conquering Potato is his adj. name
"I'm going to Vince Mickey you in the vagina."
"What...?"
When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse
"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission
Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”
An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
The code of conduct that all Disney workers must follow.
“Ride attendant: That stupid Mickeys COC is annoying.”
“Minnie mouse costume worker: Just thinking about it gets me wet!”