smell like street

A sudden drop in cleanliness or hygiene; usually only temporary

Man, that bastard drove through a puddle and splashed me. Now I smell like street!

smell my fangers

This is a less offensive way of saying "smell my fingers". It's still offensive and if you are able to get someone to do it then that person is a fool. They may have been touching their butt crack doing a stink check.

Guy 1: Hey man smell my fangers. Guy 2: Man that's nasty.

Smells like beef

Used to describe an awkward situation or conversation. Said in the middle of an awkward conversation.

*In an awkward conversation* "it smells like beef in here"

smells of tears and shame

the aftermath smell when one buddy takes one for the team

That was a great party last night but "insert name" room smells of tears and shame.

Smell like a camel

A statement used to describe an unbearable smell.

James: Do I smell like a camel today?
Everyone: Yes.

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smells like bbq

What you say after you let out a big fart that you're too proud of to let it go unnoticed.

Alyssa: (farts, silent but deadly) Mmm... smells like bbq
Sarah: (smells) Oh crap, that's not bbq, that's awful!
Alyssa: Gotcha!

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smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

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