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Tom pearl is a 61 year old man from Georgia that is known for his scat films. He uploads them because he "wants as many people as possible to know I eat diarrhea". He has uploaded his videos to a large number of porn sites, usually under the name "tompearl" or "toiletmouth". The website with the most complete collection of Tom Pearl is heavy-r.com. The website with the most information on his life is MUCHOZUCKO (deleted), where he made a video specifically for the site.
Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
I dont get how Tom Pearl is still alive after eating shit, diarrhea, and drinking piss several times
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Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster that broadcaster 4, 306 CONSECUTIVE games for the Blue Jays ever since their very first game in 1977 when Toronto first got a MLB franchise. Streak broke in June 2004 when he left because of the passing away of his father. Broadcasted all of Toronto's records, such as World Series, ALCS, ALDS, no-hitters, etc. Died in Ocotber of 2005 due to a brain tumour, he was only 66.
GOD BLESS TOM CHEEK (1939-2005)!
"Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek -- signature call on Toronto Blue Jays' outfielder Joe Carter's 3-run home run in the ninth inning to break the tie in the 1993 World Series to win the Jays their second consecutive MLB championship.
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(1) The Jesus of college basketball coaches
(2) The messiah that resurrected Michigan State basketball into college basketball's premiere program. Winner of 1 National Championship, 5 Final Fours, and 6 Big 10 Championships
(3) The greatest recruiter ever, known for his X's and O's and ability to get his team to out rebound any opponent
(4) The guy who every assistant coach wants to coach under to get immediate street cred
(5) The guy who is often rumored to be the head coach of the NBA's worst teams
Also known as "Izzo" or "Coach Izzo"
Guy # 1: Man, Michigan State looks good this year, but I don't think they'll make it to the final four.
Guy # 2: Don't be stupid, bro. Michigan State is coached by Tom Izzo. He turns lemons into lemonade.
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co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny
Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.
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There are toms and Thomas's, and there is Tom H. He is a babe slayer and will slay anyone he wants. He is the true babe slayer
Tom Harris just slayed all the girls at that party last night
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Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
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the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping
"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"
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