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Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members

We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues

by ceomf March 14, 2019


Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022


GLM - Gay Lord Manager

The Gay Lord Manager Is one of a kind in a Gay structured pyramid system.

Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager

by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024


National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts

Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!

by Bomieboy69 December 2, 2021


Goodwin Management

An AI chatbot that HOAs hire to just tell you to “no” or to fill out forms.

I tried to reason with them but got the Goodwin Management instead.

by oondada July 15, 2021


mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022


herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “

Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.

by Shade tree May 23, 2019