Key Performance Indicators
Dude, Assistance isn't one of my KPI's.
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KPI (Key Party Indicator) Defines the quality of a party, measured on the metrics price/time/fun
This party has the best KPI ever
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Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard
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A: He was definitely looking at my KPI
B: What the hell is a KPI?
A: He was checking out my metrics