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1. An obligatory meal following a one-night-stand and preceding the walk of shame, often characterized by such blundering phrases as, "Soooo...your name again...right, right..." and, "guess we should trade numbers just in case any tests pop up positive, yeah…?"
2. When last night’s booty call has not yet securely left the premises as another date arrives promptly for breakfast
*Note to a playa: in the situation awkward eggs occurs, playas may want to brush up on such skillz as 1: Ambiguity (play dumb) & 2: Proximity (get the hell outta there son!)
"She was standing around in his kitchen in a cheap wrinkled sundress from the night before..."
"What'd you DO?"
"I ate my eggs and got the f* outta there!"
"Well shiiiit, ain't dat some awkward eggs!"
The music your Dad listens to while making Sunday brunch.
(i.e. Lionel Richie)
Ugh, Dad's listening to egg music again while making his famous omelets.
Someone that you want to egg, so pretty egg, you wanna egg with them, him her eggs, egg
BE MY EGG DADDY
1. A deathly sulphorous fart.
*not ever to be confused with agrap or aggrap as it is sometimes called, which is infact short for 'aggressive rap'.
aw man, egg wrap right there.
who wrapped the egg?
that is a fuckin egg wrap.
A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly.
1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...
2.
Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.
The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.
“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.
A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.
Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.
Bob: Bloody egg-chasers