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When your Uncle loves you too much & is always down to love you even more.
When you have an Uncle Mitch he gets incarcerated, and now he's Uncle Touchy.
Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.
This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!
If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe
Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji
The act of being in a picture at the time of the taking only to find out that the end result you have been cropped out.
Shit, my cousin Uncle Bucked me out of the wedding photographs!
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When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.
Usually happens during a hate fuck.
Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!
Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT
He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.
Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee
Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school