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a website that students go to when theyre bored and supposed to be researching the Russian revolution to search things that are not actual words like qwertyuiop and Donald trump.
"I'm bord, so imma type qwertyuiop or Donald trump inna da sarch bar of urban dictionary cus I stooped!"
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a website for people who lack in ability to communicate in the English language. Low in IQ and EM (that's Emotional Intelligence, not Eminem), most of these retards resort to a language of their own, so they can easily relate to others like them. Often vulgar, rude and insulting.
wassup homes? yo erd 'bout da Urban dictionary nigga?
Yeah homie, so fukin wot? It's the best site eva.
Wtf yuo r a muthafucka n you shudd suk yur dog's dick!
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Someone who peddles drugs to a user
"She wasn't too bright, I told her I was an urban pharmacist, she replied that sounded like a job with prospects"
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A person who adds hell of a lot of badass urban words!
ZOMG PWNAGE!! You defined OMGWTFBBQ, teach me plix!
WTF, lmao n!!00b i just got h4x0rz skillzz at being urban-wise!!
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An old dude who grew up out in hillbilly land but moved to an urban area when they were a young man. They are an odd mixture of both liberal and conservative. They no longer fit in at their former home but they also don't fit in too well in the city even though they have many friends there.
Urbanized Hillbillies tend to read a lot and like to fix things like cars or anything else that needs fixing. A U.H. is the guy you call on when you need something fixed and you don't have the money to call a repairman, go to a garage, or etc.
City Boy 1; "Dude these snow chains I put on my tires ain't doing shit in this snow."" I'm gonna take em back then I'm gonna sue the store that sold them, and the company that made them."
City Boy 2: "Let's stop by Bob's house." " Bob's OK but his dad is a urbanized hillbilly."
City Boy 1; " No,he's a dumb motherfucker,"
City Boy 2; " "Yes he's a dumb fuck but there IS a few things those retarded hillbilly's do know." "Heres his house pull in."
Urbanized Hillbilly; "Looks at the car and shakes his head sadly and says; " First off I really would not be driving a classic car in this weather." Secondly; This is a 1969 Mustang and you put the chains on the front tires." " This is a rear wheel drive car, the chains go on the back tires." " Next time y'all do any work on a car go get a Haynes or a Chilton book and read it before you do anything else."
He then gets out his tools and proceeds to to change the chains for them.
Both city boys start jabbing each other in the ribs and whispering to each other "Look at that dumb motherfucker,he's changing it for us."
Old hillbilly thinks to himself: "Dumb fuckers." "They think I"m too stupid to know they are making fun of me." " Too stupid to know that the only reason I am doing this is because I don't want them to screw up this classic car."
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The term used for the gathering massive amounts of "free" items at local fast food stores, convenience stores, coffee shops, etc. so that you do not have to purchase the items at the grocery store.
This includes extra large handful of napkins, ketchup packets, sugar packets, extra BBQ sauce and so on.
We ran out of paper towels, so we're going to head to Taco Bell and do a little urban foraging for napkins.
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A kinder term for "homeless people."
Damn there are too many urban outdoorsmen in Sacramento.
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