A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"
Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.
Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this
A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile
It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick
When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.
A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.
"I had vacation dick with an African-American man when I went to Nigeria", exclaimed Sally
Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long