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Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

by Demigod33 December 22, 2023


Radar Vision

Pre-cum

Johnny always said he doesn't use condoms coz his pull out game is strong! And now he got susan preggos with his radar vision.

by MooZell February 5, 2022


radar vision

The ability to see through the "bullshit."

I knew Eric was up to something; must have been my radar vision.

by darealmc October 16, 2015


sticky vision

an annoying inside joke that no one knows the real meaning behind.

All my friends strive for sticky vision, but i am alone on my couch tonight.

by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022


cakey visions

a bitch ass big booty ass nigga who shoots films

ayo cakey visions wit the big ass butt stfu

by rororoiido July 5, 2023


terminator vision

When you eye some one up and down looking at there flaws so u can roast the shit outta them.

John had his terminator vision all over Sarah. He was waiting for something to go down

by Wesley 726 June 21, 2017


tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022