Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.

Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.

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shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

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Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

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Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake

“You fucking wanker”

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pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

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wastegate wanker

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

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wankers tache

The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region

Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.

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