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When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate
My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow
Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.
what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.
Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.
A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
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The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.
e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo