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The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
A process invented by Yuppies where they purchase clothing, such as a shirt, then wear it until its slightly soiled, throw it out and get a new one.
"I never see you wear the same clothes twice"
"Thats because I yuppie wash"
A defined area where two people can meet and experiment with rimming
The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.
"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."
A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.
2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.
3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
When a slutty posh girl from cheshire cleans a mans genitals with their mouth
That girl last night gave me a proper cheshire wash, it was amazing!
When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast