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The act of smearing your menstrual-blood covered dick all over your girlfriends' face, so as to make her appear to be wearing The Joker's classic make-up.
The other night my lady was on the rag, but I managed to talk her into a "Why So Serious?" session!
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NOT a boy band... a MAN BAND. Why Don’t We is the best man band a girl (or guy) could dream of. They were created in September of 2016. Their latest hit 8 Letters is a bop. There’s Corbyn, Daniel, Jack, Zach, and Jonah. Their first AP is Taking you.
Hey have you heard of the band, Why Don’t We?
Yeah man, they’re growing so fast it’s insane
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When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.
Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.
Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.
Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)
Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.
Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
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If you phonetically spell out kys is you'd say "kay why ess". It gives a fun and creative way to say it.
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First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!
why so serious
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Can be used to ask why someone is on your case about something, tell them to get off of your case, or to ask someone why they are being stupid.
Someone is being rude to you, so you reply, "Why are you what man?!"
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Someone who hates themselves and everyone around them.
Q:Come on Susie why are you a bitch?
A:She hasn't had dick for a week.
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