wood burn

The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.

"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."

"Damn."

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fighting the wood

to hold back a boner. especially when you're slow dancing with a girl.

"Hey man, at the Spring Dance I was totally fighting the wood with my date."

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picker wood

the racist classification of a person of caucasin decent

"we beat that picker wood to death, punk ass, shouldn't have walk through compton with his neo-nazi tats"- monster of the insane gangsta crip set said in his last interview before he got put to death by lethal injection.

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Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

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pop wood

Get a hard-on; achieve an erection

"I'd hate to pop wood in these tight pants...show up like u wouldn't believe"

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Lily Wood

Beautiful, Halairious, Georgeous, ect,.

Lily wood is the most amazing person in the world, (ie, your god)

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thomas wood

someone with a giant peice of wood :O

hey look at that dude hes so got a thomas wood

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