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Look in the mirror. You.
Look at that your fat dumb ass!
A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
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Slap your bestfriends ass
" guess what? ITS NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTFRIENDS ASS DAY"
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If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!
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A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode
Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
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Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
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When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.
Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus
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