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A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.
One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.
Get someone else’s spit on someone’s asshole, fill the asshole with whiskey, then slurp it up
My bitch made me drink her satan water last night, and I kinda liked it
A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.
Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.
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And I exhort you, men and women of Salem, indulge not in ingesting Satan's pacifier!
5 or more men performing oral sex in interlocking positions
Me and the guys are climbing satan’s latter tonight, you in?