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An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes
Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase
The act of wrapping your hand with razor wire and proceeding to anally fist someone.
Steve was killed after Jack and he engaged in a Louisiana Fistfight.
When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl
After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.
When a male has his penis in a females anus, the female then proceeds with anal sex while farting on the males partners penis.
Man that hoe sure gave one smelly Louisiana trunk skunk
This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.
Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.
Hosston is a small town north of Shreveport the whores there sleep with their mother’s men go to Vivian and spread std’s
Hosston Louisiana is defined-ful of whores crackheads and std bitches
The Louisiana Brown Share is when you shit into someone else’s asshole, can be done with multiple people as a passing motion
Stacy “I did the Louisiana Brown Share with Jack and my god, it was amazing!!!”