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An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
A car originated from a rapper named Dababy when he turned a young african american male into a convertible in his hit song suge...
also its expensive as hell
Dababy Car's engine sounds* YEAH YEAH
Dababy Car's gas sounds* LETS GOO
Dababy Car's parking sounds* I PULL UP LIKE
A bicyclist that rides on the road and takes up a lane of traffic. They think that they have the right to slow down traffic so they can ride their bike. Can usually be found traveling with other car bikes.
I was late to work, because I was forced to follow a car bike in a no passing zone.
The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.
A sick car youtuber who does loads of mods
Let’s go watch car throttle
A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".
Person 1: God, what is my life.
Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.
Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.
Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.