Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

mercado activity

when two african-american, blasian, or mixed, men commit homosexual activity.

Yo, you see that Mercado Activity goin' on on the back?

active gas

Flatulence that us accompanied by a small amount of solids.

A bout of active gas has forced me to change my underwear .

Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

active RDS member

1. A pleasant fantasy.

2. MedNiteMoon

Pruper: "Look, an active RDS member!"
Specye: "You feeling alright? That hasn't happened in years."
Pruper: "I'm serious!"
Specye: "Did you forget to take your meds again, Pruper?"
Pruper: "Yes..."

Barn Activity

The act of rolling in the hay (aka sex).

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)