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It's when a girl eat a hot pepper. Then she suck your cock until you cum. With the cum and the feeling of the hot mouth, it makes a snowdragon. To make an alaskan snowdragon, you make it outside during the winter.
Sarah and I went to Carlo's and Peppes. She was feeling horny as her mouth was starting to get spicy!!! So she took me outside during a snowstorm to give me a blowjob. Then I came in her hot mouth to make it a alaskan snowdragon.
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Exactly the same as an Alaskan Pipeline except hot sauce is used as lubrication on the frozen turd as it is inserted.
Adam's walking funny because his boyfriend gave him a brutal Alaskan Trailblazer last night.
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Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face
Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial
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A hand with crib notes used in situations that call for authenticity and poise
"I knew I'd get nervous proposing to my girlfriend, especially when I'd say that my words were coming from the bottom of my heart, and I didn't want to awkwardly take out a piece of paper, so I calmly read off an Alaskan Teleprompter and I could tell from the split-second of eye contact with her how much we truly loved each other."
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Where you cum inside a girls mouth and tape her mouth shut and wait for her to sneeze
Bro! I gave her an alaskan whistleblower last night!
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Begins by first slapping your lover across the face with a frozen salmon, followed by a crockpot.
Damn. LayJah gave her man one helluva Alaskan Crockpot.
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When a shit is taken on a girl's chest, then put in the freezer and frozen then used to "bang her like a dildo"
She was banged by an alaskan snowtube
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