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If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
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Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
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guy speaks through a microphone in his school
hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"