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1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties
2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family
Maya is such a bagel mom. All she does is plan everything and be in bed before 8 PM.
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When a guy puts his penis through a bagel hole and then fucks girl. Once the guy finishes he then has to eat the bagel.
"Dude I nagel bageled this girl last night and it tasted pretty good!"
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when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.
i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
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That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)
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putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself
man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.
i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel
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Two or more men pass a bagel using nothing but their erect penises. Drop it and you have to eat the bagel.
Congress is to busy "bagel passing" to get any bills passed.
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A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.
You're such a Dutch Bagel.
Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.
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