UPS

A UPS (Unicorn Profit System) is an elaborate algorithm which decides which unicorns should be poached for the most profit

“Hey, how do you make so much money?”
“Easy, I just use UPS!”

Orphanise

To make someone an orphan.

Hey did you see that new Batman movie?
Yeah he totally got orphanisesd in that alley!

Bagel Boi

Noice lookin bagel 🥯 🔥

That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)

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BHOP

Bounty Hunters On Parole

Various Teams of Unicorn Poachers that gather twice a year to distribute their winnings and contribute to the BHOP net worth of 2.27 billion (2020)

“Who’s that flying through the air?”
“Oh, that’s just BHOP. They kill the unicorns that have SINNED so that they can make profit.”
“But why?”
“Profit is Profit.”
“Makes sense.”

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Bricie Wicie

Basic Gurlie Wurlie #1 in the World

That Bricie Wicie is pretty basic there

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Dapsadoo

A person/ bystander who’s too non-innocent for his own good

That’s a lonely dapsadoo. He needs friends

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