A UPS (Unicorn Profit System) is an elaborate algorithm which decides which unicorns should be poached for the most profit
“Hey, how do you make so much money?”
“Easy, I just use UPS!”
Bounty Hunters On Parole
Various Teams of Unicorn Poachers that gather twice a year to distribute their winnings and contribute to the BHOP net worth of 2.27 billion (2020)
“Who’s that flying through the air?”
“Oh, that’s just BHOP. They kill the unicorns that have SINNED so that they can make profit.”
“But why?”
“Profit is Profit.”
“Makes sense.”
That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)
Hey did you see that new Batman movie?
Yeah he totally got orphanisesd in that alley!
Basic Gurlie Wurlie #1 in the World
That Bricie Wicie is pretty basic there
A person/ bystander who’s too non-innocent for his own good
That’s a lonely dapsadoo. He needs friends