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To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube
Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.
To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.
Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.
A form of female masturbation. The "pita" is the vagina.
Boy : Jane, do you want to have sex?
Girl : Nah, I just beat the pita.
Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.
Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!
A gay man with a public sex obsession, who excessively frequents beats in search of sex with other men. In Australia, a beat is a public area (such as a park, beach or toilet) used by gay men for partaking in sexual acts (cruising area). Encounters are usually one-off, anonymous and unsafe. A beat freak can't get enough sex at a beat.
Tim is such a beat freak. He lives at the beat and will fuck absolutely anyone.