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When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.
Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.
n. a drunks belief that no harm will befell them whilst engaged in risky behavior. Usually directly correlated to the amount of alcohol consumed. Not to be confused with Drunk Luck whereas most drunks are able to avoid injury when in accidents.
"Once he got his Beer Vest on, he jumped from the roof into the shallow end of the pool."
"Billy spent half the night putting on his Beer Vest, then he jumped off the dock and wrestled the gator."
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the most undefinable stench coming from the human body after a night of dropping 40s in the way of a fart
jason: Man, i just killed a rose bush with that beer fart!
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Reduction in sensation of the female genitalia due to excessive consumption of alcohol. This can lead to inadequate physical arousal and/or inability to achieve orgasm. This is the female equivalent of whiskey dick.
That last pint gave Angela the courage she needed to invite Tom back to her place but, alas, left her with a bad enough case of beer muff that she was unable to truly enjoy it.
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A hard counter to any form of martial arts.
Requires a beer belly and several pints of premium strength lager to have been consumed beforehand.
The Beer Charge is initiated by lowering the head and charging at full speed into the opponent who will be knocked senseless by the kinetic energy of the charge.
Dave was in a coma after he foolishly attempted to block Steve's 9 Pint Beer Charge' 'Tom tore Jackie Chan a new asshole by beer charging his attempt at a roundhouse kick
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1. A person who forces others to follow some arbeitrary rule in return for precious beer.
2. Staff who will not serve beer for a reason considered stupid by the customer.
3. A beer purist who has an exact definition for what beer ought to be. Anything that does not meet the Beer Nazi's exact definiton is not really beer, according to the Beer Nazi.
1. As the official beach-party Beer Nazi, Stan people turn in their empty beer can before they could get a new full one.
2. We drove 100 miles out of our way to visit this pub attached to a brewery, but the Beer Nazis inside were too busy trying to fill an order to bring us any pretzels, and our selection was limited to only two of five beers on the menu.
3. This Japaneese lager tastes like beer, looks like beer, but is not beer. Apparently its not brewed according to the beer nazi brewing protocol. And really, who cares that its not beer, at 5.5% alcohol and 130 yen a can???
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The largest diamond mining and selling company (read cartel) in the world. Hoards the world’s diamonds so that they appear "rare" and can therefore charge ungodly prices for heated, pressurized carbon. Also about 90% responsible for the mass murder, rape, violence, and civil war being fought in many African countries. Additionally, contributes to funding (through price fixing of diamonds) terrorist organizations like Hezbollah and Al Qaeda so that they can carry out mass murder and destruction on innocent individuals across the globe.
Dude, you wanna start a civil war and bring death, suffering and carnage to the country...call De Beers.
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