smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!

Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!

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can yaman

hottest Turkish man/actor to ever exist xx

"Oh there is Can Yaman, imma go get a selfie with him real quick"

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can of worms

Getting into a whole lot of trouble you didn't ask for.

Man, when you went out with that girl, you were opening up one big can of worms.

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dummy-in-a-can

A derogatory term for a person of Dominican decent.

That guy's nothing more than a dummy-in-a-can.

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Man Can

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.

Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!

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canned husky

(noun) sexual fetish act - a latex condom or lambskin vessel is filled with one persons fecal matter ("scat") which is then swallowed by another person. Another varient uses frozen fecal matter, which is then called a canned siberian husky.

"He asked me if I wanted a canned husky, but I declined as I just had a big lunch"

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