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A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late
Someone who is. More then a douche bag
Paul Raddell is a douche canoe
An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
One gangster ass nigga with a massive horse cock
That guy Ethan cano is a boss