When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.
When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.
Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
Someone who is. More then a douche bag
Paul Raddell is a douche canoe
A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.