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Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.
A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching
I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.
The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.
Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.
when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut!
A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.
OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!
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Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
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When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
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