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The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
The homosexual sexual act of a male engaging in anal sex with another male and allowing the recipient or receiver to clean the meat whistle covered in fecal matter with there mouth.
I believe he would enjoy a San Francisco Chilli Dog
the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.
I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?
When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head
“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”
A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.
I’m about to a chilly appointment.
Not like the other girls.
jaimee: chile- anyways
Debra: no its chilli anyways
Jaimee: i just sharted
debra: chilli anyways
Derek: ew jaimee has an anal volcano
Chilly nips happen usualy when you get cold, and your nipple gets hard.
Bob: Wow it was really cold today.
Steve: Yea it was so cold, i got chilly nips.