Matt Guffy, Weatherman, a penis that is wider than it is short
Matt Guffy has a chode, did you send her pictures of your chode?
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A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.
AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o
That guy has to have a Chode!
What a Chode!
He looks like a complete Chode!
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A sandwich, that looks like a penis. That is often given out of love.
Person A. "Dood whats wrong with that sammich?"
Person B. " Its a total chode, person C. gave it to me"
Person A. "D'aw that must be love."
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A male reproductive organ that is thicker or wider than it is long.
"He has a fat chode," the newscaster said.
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a character in pop sci fi series 'Tripping the Rift'
HEY chode your purple a fuckhead
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A person or thing who is stupid, mean, irritating or some combination of the three. A jackass, a douchebag.
"That guy is such a chode."
"Don't be a chode, share your chocolate with me."
"These chode jeans keep falling down."
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chode: past tense of chide.
Chide: βverb (used with object)
1.
to express disapproval of; scold; reproach: The principal chided the children for their thoughtless pranks.
2.
to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding: She chided him into apologizing.
Having been referred to as a chode, the gentleman exercised diligence in researching the word. Learning of the common urban meaning, the gentleman chose, upon reflection, to take the remark as a compliment and a statement of his endowment rather than to be chided by the misuses of a known word. After all, making this choice defines the difference between a "man" and a "gentleman".
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