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an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.
The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.
"That man is such a chub flirt..."
When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.
Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.
When you're dancing erotically with a girl and you start to feel a half chub coming, so u try to stop dancing, but she goes hard and just starts jerking you off with everyone around, and you just go with it.
Dude, I was dancing with this girl, and she dance chubbed me right in the middle of the dance floor
A albino midget with 150000 dots and the ugliest braces. Also in love with the ugliest Indian girl
Chub Rig is the most unathletic human.
To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure
Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up
Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'
Chub your blub
A hug that goes longer than expected.
I gave the lady in billing a hug and chub when I found out her dog passed away.