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When someone drinks too much coffee and has to dash to the nearest portolet on the construction site.
Someone: "Wait, I have to find a bathroom."
Reply: "Is it coffee belly?"
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A professor who purposely spills coffee on her cleavage for probably attention from the class. Which gives people the idea that she most likely stripped her way though college and is a slut .
She doesn't buy coffee to drink it, she buys it to be a coffee slut .
Oh my god, that coffee slut professor of mine spilled coffee on herself and now my mid-term paper has boob stains on it.
Stop spilling coffee on yourself you coffee slut
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one of many excuses the government wants to keep from selling violent/sexual games.
mainly it seems like they just wanna ban games in general instead of worrying about somthing more important.
hot coffe was a mod that let u have sex with ur gf in gta san andreas.
aparently hillary clinton said we shouldnt sell violent or sexual games to kids but shes to retarted to know that they ask for id in the first place as if it were an adult movie.
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When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him
coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood
babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!
I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(
Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
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When you get a full rager and stick the head of your dick in your belly button. (Credit given to Mark Barhoglia for this term)
I was Coffee Mugging when she was stroking me mid shaft and licking my taint
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Farmers Union styles, not that lattee crap.
Its a Farmers Union Iced Coffee or its nothing!
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I need to cram for a test, I better get some ghetto coffee.
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