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An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
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The ending of teen pregnancy.
Elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!
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The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.
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Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.
Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book
Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.
Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.
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A military punishment where the punished must dig a hole in the ground large enough to stand in, and then must guard the hole by standing in the hole and covering self and hole with a large wooden box.
"Mike, that's it, your on BOX HOLE DUTY!" ~Gen. Havoc
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Result of developing body odor after playing "Call of Duty: Black Ops" (or any of the other games) extensively, without any breaks.
Not to be confused with the abbreviation of the latest edition to the franchise.
Dude: Awww, it smells like a Kanye album in here
Guy: Damn, Steve's got some Call of Duty B-O! What the hell, did he forget he had a bathroom all together?
Steve: Don't judge me.
*headshot*
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Best game to play if you want to own Nazi zombies, and make em pay for what they did to the Jews(or just to have some crazy mind blowing fun)
Man: Hey let's play Resident Evil so we can kill some zombies.
Man 2: No Man! Lets play Call of Duty World at War so we can kill NAZI zombies...Much more enjoyable.
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