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When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl
I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu
The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.
“Is it Ebola Doc?”
“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”
A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.
Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?
Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.
Sleepy:Roof!
Famously discovered at Saginaw Valley State University, it's a non-degenerative illness caused by eating out girls that don't deserve it.
"Shump, you gotta relax the munching; Saginaw Flu is in Season"
I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.
The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.
Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.
A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.
Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris