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the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.
Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
Get gnomed
person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun
Person 1: oh I've been gnomed
1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s
I'm a G'nome, and you've been Gnomed!
i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been
gnomed
Laying down in a garden bed and having sex
Have you been gnomed lately?
If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.