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a short guy in the military
the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.
Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.
When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes
I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively
The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.
Alpha Xi Delta is totally winning in Gnome Wars, they put a cow upstairs in Theta Chi.
the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus
Violently.
Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.
Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam
Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?
Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens
Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces
That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again