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noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.
The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.
That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.
Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!
A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.
Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.
It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.
It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.
Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?
Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.
Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."