Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!

Hello world!

(internet hangover)

Slut-hangover

Feelings of embarrassment, shame, or self loathing after engaging in casual sexual activity; self slut-shaming. Often occurs concurrently with alcohol related hangovers, more often occurs in women and exceptionally sensitive straight men.

The concert last night was awesome! I ended up making out with some random guy in the bathroom though, so I've got a little bit of slut-hangover this morning...

Charm Hangover

Morning headache, induced by the imbibing of reasonable sized quantities of cum during the previous evening.

I got a fresh protein shake last night, now I've woken up with a monumental Charm Hangover :(

hole hangover

A feeling of pain mixed with pride that you have after The D destroys your booty hole.

"He dicked me down so damn good that it gave me a hole hangover for two days!"

Perpetual Hangover

The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.

One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.

Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.

hangover factory

any place (bar, club, mate's house, etc) which you are guaranteed to feel chronically rubbish after spending the evening in.

I made the mistake of dropping in on John and Jane last night on the way home from work and I feel rough today. Their place is such a hangover factory.

Audit Hangover

Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.

Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."

Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."

Guy #1 "Oh snap."