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A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose
Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.
When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.
I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike
Eng. Verb - To take one thing and physically connect it to another thing.
My television & VCR arrived from the electronic store, so I decided to "hook it up"!
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when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.
"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"
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Hooking Down is when you hook up with someone below your social grade, be it in looks, popularity or overall personality. Hook downs are generally done due to uncontrollable horniess, rebounds, depression or revenge.
"James could get with anyone in school he wants, why is he hooking down with her?"
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The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
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The act of punching your lover in the face when they're about to have an orgasm. Supposedly enhances the orgasm...also enhances bloody noses and breakups that are really hard to explain to your friends. Similar to the donkey punch but not as violent, and don't apply to a specific gender.
"Yo, we were so hot last night, she was about to come and I just bloody hooked her. She never saw it coming!"
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