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a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
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Also called "iTouch"
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
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ipods are just another way to help the big computer companies to take over the world. they are horible!!!! i know at least 40 people who got one for christmas, the same exact thing!! and the same thing happens to all of them! i know like 5 people who spent like 400 bucks on the god damn video ones, which are also rip-offs, and they have huge gouges across the screen already. the only reason why people buy them is so they look cool, its just apple trying a corporate take-over!!!!
Do not buy IPODS!!!!! they are stupid! there are at least 100 better mp3 players for less than half the price!!!
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Replaced the iPod mini. Basically the same thing except thinner.
iPod nano is a thinner iPod mini.
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When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.
*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*
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When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.
After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!
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When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.
"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"
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