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When you get owned to a degree that words cannot describe. pwned
Tripped on the sidewalk and ice cream cone in face, oven cover'd!
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A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!
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When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.
I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!
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As with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid bum-stench. However, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral sex on her. When the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her fanny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.
Michael Douglas's lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write 'No Dutch Oven Trumping' into the pre-nuptial agreement, but Michael swore that if Catherine ever pulled that shit on him agree he'd kick her ass back to Wales.
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To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
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To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
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When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!