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A great idea by Apple, the 4 GB model holds around 1,000 songs, MUCH more practical than the models that hold over 10,000 songs (see iPod) because the battery won't be alive long enough for you you to even hear half of the songs on them. iPod mini comes in five colors; pink, green, blue, silver, and gold. Small, lightweight and very portable. The only reason you're even looking this up is because A) You've been living under a rock for the past year or two or B) You can't afford one or were stupid enough to slam it onto the ground until it broke, so you seek comfort in seeing other people's hate definitions.
The reason iPods are better than every other MP3 player is BECAUSE THE MUSIC FILES THEY HOLD. AAC, MP3, MP3 VBR, Audible, AIFF, Apple Lossless and WAV. Many other MP3 players odn't support these files, which are the most commonly used files. This is why iPods are the best choice.
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a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
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Also called "iTouch"
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
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Replaced the iPod mini. Basically the same thing except thinner.
iPod nano is a thinner iPod mini.
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When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.
After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!
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When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.
*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*
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When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.
"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"
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