wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

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meat jacket

An article of clothing worn by the runt of a group to flush out coyote (also known as coy dogs) from the backyard.

I bet you a meat jacket run through the woods that isotopes all contain one s orbitals.

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flak jacket

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade

When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.

John: dude look at that eye candy over there
Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on

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hug-me jacket

Another way of saying Straight jacket.

"19:30 * Ubi|work_ sneaks up behind homie with a hug me jacket.
19:30 <homie> augh!@
19:31 <homie> so let me make sure i have this right, im wearing a hugme jacket now?
19:31 * Ubi|work_ nods

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Moroccan Track-Jacket

The Moroccan Track-Jacket occurs when you get a lap dance by a North African or Israeli stripper. The constant dirty ass rubbing leaves many 'tracks' or shit streaks on your jacket. Bangalore Backdoor penis israel blows cleveland steamer

"Woah dude, i went to that strip club in Tel-Aviv and the ugly bitch gave me a Moroccan Track-Jacket"

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black girl jacket

a coat that only covers where the chocolate milk comes from
usually has fake fur on the fringe of the hood

sometimes plaid

Trystyn: I just got a new coat, Hannah! *holds it up*
Hannah: Dude, thats a black girl jacket!
Trystyn: What?
Hannah: It only covers your boobs, its plaid, and it has some retarded ass fake fur on it... why did you think this would look good?!
Trystan: Oh... well i thought it would look hot...
Hannah: Dude, your not black!

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jacket boners

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases

Ugh stupid jacket boners

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