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a sexual act similar to titty-f**k where the guy inserts his penis in between a large set of titties and the girl pushes her titties inward towards the penis mulitple times fast to give the dick a sensation of throbbing
Me: Dude i was with my b***h last night and I came instantly--it was weird.
Ron: dude i thought you could f**k like a champ!? what happened?
Me: We didn't have sex--she have me a throb job it was tittitastic
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When you engage in a close, seductive dance with an other person causing enough friction for ejaculation to occur in your trousers and a lot of embarrassment because you just jizzed in your pants.
Damn when I was at the club, Rachael was dancing with me so hard that she gave me a grind job. Good thing it was dark so she didn't notice the huge cum stain on my pants.
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The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)
I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD
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a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
Turns out that warehouse that burned down last night was half empty. Looks like an insurance job.
To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.
1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"
2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."
When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.
T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.